My name is Matthew Rumph, and I am a Fictionalist and a Linguistic Zoologist. For those of you who know me, this site is taking over for the now defunct Raabid Aardvark. As will often happen with rabies, I finally had to put him down. However, some of the things I had posted on that site will be transferred to this one.
Some people have called me opinionated. They are right, but I don’t pick these opinions out of the air willy-nilly. One of my favorite things to do is think and this site is the result of that.